Ten Best Pool Parties During Winter Music Conference and Miami Music Week 2013

Winter Music Conference used to be a whole week of industry insiders schmoozing it up and trading records, but now it's all about the pool parties. And does that really bother anyone? If so, you've probably never actually oiled up for one of these sexy things.

So stop being a snob and start stripping. Because while the rest of the country remains buried beneath snow, longing for the warmth of the summer sun, you get to flaunt your bod and shake that superdrunk ass to hot, hard, wet DJ sets at South Florida's finest beachfront hotels!

But how will you know which pool parties are the sexiest? Duh, boo, we got you.

Check out New Times' full Winter Music Conference and Miami Music Week 2013 event listings.

See also:

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-Ten Best EDM Cruises During WMC and MMW 2013

-Tommie Sunshine Says America's Youth Needs EDM: "It's Keeping Them Alive"

-Twenty Best Club Parties During WMC and MMW 2013

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Kat Bein is a freelance writer and has been described as this publication’s "senior millennial correspondent." She has an impressive, if unhealthy, knowledge of all things pop culture.