Ten Awesome Anti-Christmas Songs to Help Cope with the Holidays

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10. Fear's "Fuck Christmas"

Pretty straightforward. It's tough to argue with the logic and delivery.

9. Tom Leher's "A Christmas Carol"

Old school and brillant. A great take on the gross commercialism of the holiday, it's packed with some helpful hints.

8. The Hollywood Undead's "Christmas in Hollywood"

West Coast pop-hop at it's finest. You'll be dancing and chuckling around your dumb apartment as you steal your roommate's last beer before you go out and drive through rush-hour traffic. That's what the holidays are all about.

7. John Valby's "It's Beginning to Look Like Syphilis"

John Valby's lyrics are always a treasure chest of eloquent filth. His Christmas ode has enough infected anal references to keep you away from the ham for a while.

6. Weird Al Yankovic's "The Night Santa Went Crazy"

Oh Weird Al ... What can't you make into a zany song? The man reveals his seldom explored morbid side with catchy lyrics like: "The night Santa went crazy/Tthe night Kris Kringle went nuts/Now ya can't hardly walk around the North Pole/Without stepping in reindeer guts."

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