What might've happened if the original Thanksgiving had taken place in Little Havana, a part of Miami known for its café cubano, delicious croquetas, and out-of-control feline infestations?
Well, according to a theory put forward by Pitbull on Twitter today, we might all be eating "a cat instead of a turkey."
If pilgrims woulda killed a cat instead of turkey 2day we would b eating tu sabeee que ricooooooo happy thksgiving 2 all enjoy fam & friends
— Pitbull (@Pitbull) November 22, 2012
Of course, our modern holiday is a gluttonous gobbling of baked bird, savory stuffing, marshmallowed yam, mashed potatoes, and spicy pumpkin pie. And Pitbull would like to wish everyone a "happy thksgiving 2 all enjoy fam & friends."
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But the question remains ... What "if pilgrims woulda killed a cat instead of turkey 2day?"
Moreover, how exactly does Pit prefer his kitty-kat meat? Drowned in gravy? Slathered in cranberry sauce? Straight off la esquina?