Pitbull hungers for el gato.
Pitbull hungers for el gato.

Pitbull Contemplates Eating "a Cat Instead of a Turkey" for Thanksgiving

What might've happened if the original Thanksgiving had taken place in Little Havana, a part of Miami known for its café cubano, delicious croquetas, and out-of-control feline infestations?

Well, according to a theory put forward by Pitbull on Twitter today, we might all be eating "a cat instead of a turkey."

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Of course, our modern holiday is a gluttonous gobbling of baked bird, savory stuffing, marshmallowed yam, mashed potatoes, and spicy pumpkin pie. And Pitbull would like to wish everyone a "happy thksgiving 2 all enjoy fam & friends."

But the question remains ... What "if pilgrims woulda killed a cat instead of turkey 2day?"

Moreover, how exactly does Pit prefer his kitty-kat meat? Drowned in gravy? Slathered in cranberry sauce? Straight off la esquina?

Que ricooooooo.

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