There's nothing better than strapping on your Speedo, soaking up some rays, and getting a little tipsy in the plunge pool at "an appropriately oriented hotel" like Lords South Beach while oily bods and beach balls fly around willy-nilly.
As Lords itself proclaims, that's the kind of "fun, posh, friendly, sexy, easy, satisfying, and gratifying" time that "swimmers and sun-worshipers" can expect at the gay SoBe hotel's weekly Cabana Boy Pool Party.
Oh ... Plus a pig simulating sex with a bear at poolside.
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