NYE-Gone-Wild Stories From Miami

Oh, New Year's Eve ...

A time for reminiscing about the victories and failures of the past year, celebrating the fresh arrival of a new one, and, if you're anything like the party animals at the Vagabond, getting piss drunk.

It was the last Friday of 2013 and the downtown club was throwing a Sith-Mas holiday bash. As Darth Vader, Princess Leia, and Chewbacca made their arrival, Star Wars freaks shared some New Year's Eve memories. Or lack thereof.

Here are four NYE-gone-wild stories as told by Miami's Siths, Jedis, and fierce Kitties.

See also: Miami's Six Most Expensive New Year's Eve Parties

Streaking Under the Moonlight

"That's a really tough question, you know?" Dirt said as he tried to recall his craziest New Year's Eve moment.

"It was two years ago," he suddenly blurted. "I blacked out and don't remember any of this, but I saw it all on video."

That must've been rough.

"Yeah," he laughed. "I was at my house with my roommates and I started telling them, 'My clothes hurts,' and I started taking it off. Next thing I know, I went running around the block completely naked.

"And then I complained that I was hungry, so my roommates handed me a dog bone. I took a bite out of it and asked what it was. They told me, but I ate it anyway.

"All I remember is that I woke up the next morning with a huge headache."

At least his roommates didn't put him on blast. But if they'd have, we're pretty sure Dirt would've become a Youtube sensation.

Blank Memories

"I don't remember shit!" fessed Jasmine Rivera who was sitting at the bar with her friends.

"Last year, we went to LIV. It was crazy, but I was wasted. All I remember is that I had a good time."

Sounds like our kind of New Year's Eve party.

See also: New Year's Eve 2014: Miami's 14 Best Parties

Piss Drunk in Berlin (Literally)

"We were in Berlin, and there was a bottle of Vodka split between four," recalled Nicole.

"Drunk, we headed to downtown where the party was. A bazillion Germans were there, and we were somewhere near the Brandenburg Gate," she explained.

"There was this one girl, she's mostly exciting and fun, but can be an angry drinker sometimes. Well, there were a bunch of people and everyone was getting squashed. This made her seriously angry!

"Next thing I know, it's midnight and we're trying to get her out of there. We ended up tossing her over a fence that led to a wooded area. We thought we were safe, but then we heard sounds and when we looked up, everyone was peeing ... Upstream!

"So we were like, 'Let's get out of here!'" Nicole laughed. "The next day, the girl did not remember anything."

In the words of the Germans, Glückliches Neues Jahr!

Feline Fetish

"Fetish Factory," immediately responded Kitty when asked about his wildest New Year's Eve bash.

"I believe it was last year at Tap 42 [in Fort Lauderdale], but I cannot discuss the events of that night," he laughed.

"It was just crazy."

Well, Kitty, with all that sass and fur, we can only imagine what went down.

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