Is it really just a coincidence that secluded rural areas happen to be prime spots for both brutal murder and alien abduction?
Maybe. But if you ever find yourself stuck down a dirt road in the middle of fucking nowhere with some guy pointing a pump-action, pistol-grip shotgun at that diamond-shaped spot between your eyes ... There's only one way outta there.
That's right ... Aliens. So make like Lil Daggers' dark new vid for grungy garage cut "Dada Brown" and start praying for flying saucers to come zipping out of the sky on an extraterrestrial rescue mission.
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