Choco Fuzz. With DJs Reid Waters, Manuvers, Louis Arson, and Sharpsound. Presented by Chocolate Sundays and Peachfuzz. Friday, September 26, 11 p.m. The Garret at Grand Central, 697 N. Miami Ave., Miami; 305-377-2277; grandcentralmiami.com. Free. Get ratchet with DJs Reid Waters, Manuvers, Louis Arson, and Sharpsound as the Chocolate Sundays crew takes over Peachfuzz.
Hurly-Burly Burlesque. Hurly-Burly Makes a Porno Tour. Friday, September 26, 9:30 p.m. Gramps, 176 NW 24th St., Miami; 786-752-6693; grampsbar.com. $10. Because nothing's sexier than hairy male burlesque dancers with bushy beards. Grrr.
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