Upon arrival, it was hard not to notice the diversity of Katy's fans. They were young, old, white, black. Well, mainly white, but nonetheless, the age range alone was impressive.
Was it strange to be ordering a $10 Miller Lite while sitting next to a 4 year old? Sure.
But hey, 4 in Miami is practically 20.
As the lights went dim, the very crowded American Airlines Arena exploded with screams.
For a moment, we all sat in complete darkness. Then suddenly, the stage was lit up, but not by lights. It was neon ninjas and lasers. Imagine Ultra Music Festival, just more on a tweens-and-moms level.
Speaking of levels, there Katy came -- from the floor. Which she did about 10 to 20 times throughout the evening.
We now know a couple of things about Ms. Perry: she dates douches (cough, cough, John Mayer) and she loves to enter and exit through holes in the ground.
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