When it comes to being unhinged party animals, even the most debauched cool kids can't compete with their dogs.
Hipster pets are the wildest creatures on Earth, indulging every beastly urge (running naked in the streets, pissing in public, sniffing buttholes, having strange sex in the park, slurping psychedelic green goo straight from the gutter, etc.) with total disregard for societal norms.
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