Miami loves boob jobs.
And honestly, if we here at Crossfade had our way, each and every Dade County resident -- men, women, and all those in between -- would own their own perfectly shaped pair of C-cup (or larger) implants. Just imagine what a wonderful world it would be if all god's creatures had a big beautiful set of fake breasts.
Well, we will get a little closer to that dream tonight when Mokai, Empire Events, and Ransom Mondays give "one lucky lady ... a FREE Silicone Breast Augmentation by Dr. [Sam] Gershenbaum."
Working out of the Aventura Center for Cosmetic Surgery & Hair Restoration, Doc Gershenbaum doesn't just deal with breast augmentation. Blending "'art' and 'science,'" he's also a wizard of liposculpture, butt work, and vagina design!
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Tonight, however, Dr. G's only giving the gift of better boobies. And nothing else. So if you wanna enhance your chest (and contribute to Crossfade's dream of a wonderful world), text "BOOB" to 38714.
Otherwise, call the Aventura Center hotline at 305-933-1838 to schedule the labia sculpting procedure that'll make your private parts just as perfectly shaped as your big beautiful set of fake breasts.
Boob It!, featuring a free boob job giveaway, courtesy of Dr. Sam Gershenbaum. Monday, September 12. Mokai, 235 23rd St., Miami Beach. Call 305-531-5535 or visit mokaimiami.com.