You've spent weeks alone indoors, cultivating the kind of sun-neglected sickliness that, in certain circles, passes for goth authenticity. And now, it's finally time to take your proud pale ass into the streets. But don't worry, no one's talking daytime hours. Just join your fellow doomed and Vitamin-D deficient for next week's special "Punks Not Dead" edition of Black Sheep Bar's Wednesday night party, Mausoleum.
The show is scheduled to start at 9 p.m., almost an hour after dark, with creep crews Boy Prostitute
, Kill That Rooster
, and the Swingers Chef Club
doing their evil best to resurrect punk's brittle corpse. Then, as per usual, post-midnight screams will be soundtracked to gothic, industrial, new wave, electro, and EBM by resident DJ Dracula's Daughter
. Not to mention, with absolutely no cover and two-for-one drinks all night, you're getting a deal so good that only Satan could've brokered it.
Wednesday, June 10. Black Sheep Bar, 721 N. Lincoln Lane, Miami Beach. Doors open at 8 p.m., and admission is free. Ages 21+ with ID. 305-531-7700; myspace.com/blacksheepmiami