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Five Signs You Might Be Stuck in the '80s

Does your wardrobe consist of parachute pants, shoulder pads, fingerless gloves, and huge earrings?

Is your record collection dominated by bands like Flock of Seagulls, the Smiths, the Cure, Pet Shop Boys, the Psychedelic Furs, New Order, Run-D.M.C., Kool Moe Dee, Big Daddy Kane, and Boogie Down Productions, just to name a few?

After watching John Hughes' The Breakfast Club, do you find yourself still questioning whether you're the brain, the athlete, the basket case, the princess, or the criminal?

Here are Crossfade's five signs you might be stuck in the '80s.

See also: Five Signs You Might Be a Shitty Guitarist

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