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Five Bad Bitches You'll Meet at Jello Wrestling in Miami

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Ke$ha: The Backbender

With blonde hair, neon pink spandex, and blue lipstick, Ke$ha dominated round three.

"I just tried to flip her over and bring her on her back so that I could tie her arms around her back, but it was so slippery!" said Ke$ha.

Much like the singer herself, this wrestling champ doppelganger jumped her challenger like an "Animal."

GI Jane: The Ass Kicker

Anyone who wrestles in combat boots is a total badass. It's no wonder GI Jane dominated this round.

"What was your signature move?"

"I have no clue. I just kicked her ass," she responded.

Spoken like a true fighter.

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