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Pocahontas: The Stripper Pole

If anyone thought this match was just going to be girls rolling around in Jello, they were completely wrong.

Pocahontas went at it with her opponent, a petite blonde in a red polka dot top and shorts - she straddled, head-locked, and shoved her around. And after throwing Jello at the crowd and showing off her nipple pasties, the crowd chose her as the winner.

So what was Pocahontas' move?

"I just stripper poled her," she said.

We can never watch Pocahontas the same way.

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