Awww! This girl perfectly represents America's girl next door. Sure, she's had a little work done, but she's just as sweet as ever. With her little braid and her flag, she's as full of sugary innocence as apple pie.
The American fuck-you attitude is world famous. So it just wouldn't be right unless someone showed up to the USA's birthday party with a little boot-in-your-ass swagger. What do we like to do? We like to fucking party. And when we party, we're trying to break things. It's all part of the rebel spirit.
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