Fashion Freakouts From Fourth of July 2014 on South Beach

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Americans fucking love irony. What's ironic about this picture? Deadmau5's Joel Zimmerman is 100-percent Canadian bacon. But his Mau5 head looks so thrilled to be reppin' the U.S. of A. Do you think this girl is in on the joke? Who cares. 'Murica.

The United States isn't just one great land mass of awesome. It's actually divided into 50 smaller sects of awesome, and that's another reason we're amazing. This guy knows how to subdivide his pride. Not only is he reppin' his state, he's making sure you know he drove an hour to be here. Palm Beach County's in this bitch, and he brought guns, so watch out.

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Kat Bein is a freelance writer and has been described as this publication’s "senior millennial correspondent." She has an impressive, if unhealthy, knowledge of all things pop culture.