Fashion Freakouts at Urban Beach Week 2014

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Oh, look! A hipster approaches. He didn't get the memo that we're trying to show as much skin as possible, or maybe he's just shirking the obvious trendy approach and countering said culture with some long-sleeve, scarf rebellion. Temperatures be damned!

Let's not forget what this holiday is all about. A lot of great men and women died for our right to be half-naked and drunk in the streets. Big ups, America, and all that shit.

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Kat Bein is a freelance writer and has been described as this publication’s "senior millennial correspondent." She has an impressive, if unhealthy, knowledge of all things pop culture.