Fashion Freakouts at Urban Beach Week 2014

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Umm, we thought those guys with the braids were cool, but now we're not sure who wore crazy hair best. Also, whatever is happening just above his pants is working for us. Obvi, dude has a supercool '80s girlfriend. These two can probably party for decades.

Ah, yes, a good ol' Florida boy. Dude is rockin' the straw hat and beer belly, but why the mountain bike? Is that to take on the wild sand dunes? This guy is definitely ready for adventure.

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Kat Bein is a freelance writer and has been described as this publication’s "senior millennial correspondent." She has an impressive, if unhealthy, knowledge of all things pop culture.