Fashion Freakouts at Urban Beach Week 2014

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We wonder how many hours it takes to get your braids lookin' this awesome. They pare the look down with some plain white tees. You don't want to distract from the masterpiece that is the coif. Literal crowning achievements.

This gives the term "booty shorts" a whole new meaning. It seems like she's showing a lot of skin, but you know there's twice as much shoved up under the denim. Judging by the hemline, those shorts must have been too uncomfortable with the extra three inches, because that cut looks homemade.

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Kat Bein is a freelance writer and has been described as this publication’s "senior millennial correspondent." She has an impressive, if unhealthy, knowledge of all things pop culture.