Fashion Freakouts at Ultra Music Festival 2013

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Now here's something you don't see every day. Only at UMF can you get away with a man's hand up your shirt as a fashion accessory. No shame here, guys. We're all just taking extra time to live out the L in PLUR. We can only assume they didn't stop here.

Of course, if you don't want to cover your beautiful face but you still want to look like some kind of evil man-animal monster that hell hath forgot, you can just wear an all-out plushie animal costume. Extra points for wearing a cute suit with dangling genitalia. This guy was probably the same kid who ran around high school in half-exposed thongs, just because he thought it was funny.

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Kat Bein is a freelance writer and has been described as this publication’s "senior millennial correspondent." She has an impressive, if unhealthy, knowledge of all things pop culture.