Fashion

Fashion Freakouts at Ultra Music Festival 2013

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In the past, no one knew what the hell DJs looked like. People were too busy dancing to notice the awkward dude or gal bouncing behind the decks. But thanks to the invention of Fatheads, every real fan is accessorizing his or her rave-ready look with a giant cardboard cutout of a favorite DJ's face. Who needs anonymity when you can be a beat-freaking superstar?



Whoa, Nelly! What's this? Is it the Minotaur of legend? No, it's just some dude dying of heat stroke because he wants to be the creepiest bro in the crowd. We hope he heard "Why the long face?" no fewer than 700 times.

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Kat Bein is a freelance writer and has been described as this publication’s "senior millennial correspondent." She has an impressive, if unhealthy, knowledge of all things pop culture.