DMX Goes Hard on "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer" Cover, Shuts Bing Crosby Down

There's just 20 days left until Jesus puts on his red fat suit, dyes his beard white, and drinks a bottle of vodka in an effort to rosy his inexplicably anglicized, middle-eastern cheeks before delivering presents under the guise of Santa Claus on Christmas Eve.

Per usual, a flying reindeer named Rudolph will guide his sleigh that night as his very shiny nose cuts through dense fog like XENON lights on a brand-new Audi.

You can learn more about how Rudolph landed the coolest gig in animal testing via rapper DMX's cover song, "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer."

X gon' give it to ya after the cut.

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Big homie stopped by New York City's Power 105.1 and got into the holiday spirit by throwing down a dope cover of "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer," according to Rap Radar.  

In so many words, DMX basically told the ghost of Bing Crosby to back off Christmas. 'Cause Rudolph's his jam now.

But that's just how Ruff Ryders roll.

Which version do y'all like better? Bing Crosby's painfully white Christmas carol? Or DMX's swag remix?

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