Cassidy Teaches to "Stroke 'Em Condom Style": An Extremely Detailed Breakdown

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Yes, this is what you think it is - a remix by the popular Philly rapper of Psy's infamous "Gangnam Style," meant to spur thought and conversation about unhealthy sexual lifestyles. We're all doing it, but not all of us are doing it responsibly.

But does this video make you wanna get freaky with a rubber on? Let's find out.

0:00 - 0:24

Attention, attention. "The Hustler" is lettin' y'all know "going raw is out of the question." He's also got some pretty fly kicks, and is letting you know that pink is pimpin.

0:25 - 0:52

Bro goes in on this tale about a hoe named Stephanie who was feelin' him up, and thought she was hot and bad as fuck, Cassidy knows there are no exceptions. She was kind of mad that he had it on, as some nasty ratchet's might be like to do, but in that situation, you've got to remember your condom style. Be like Cassidy. He ain't listening to no hoes tell him they're pregnant, and neither should you.

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Kat Bein is a freelance writer and has been described as this publication’s "senior millennial correspondent." She has an impressive, if unhealthy, knowledge of all things pop culture.