If you were riding north on Biscayne Boulevard this morning, looked over, and saw a goldtoothed, tattooed Cuban on a scooter talking on his cellphone while smoking a cigarette at 45mph, that was Aholsniffsglue doing a Crossfade interview about Get Low XXIX, "the 28th or 29th" edition of the monthly bass jam.
Here's what Ahol had to say about Tunnidge, croquetas, and how not to get your headpiece caught in the spinning wheels of traffic.
Crossfade: Wasup dude?
Ahol: Chillin dog, here goin' to work. I'm on my scooter on, like, Biscayne and 35th.
Wasup with the Get Low this month?
It's gonna be pretty awesome. Dominic, Slim Biscayne is getting married and shit. It's his bachelor party. I got the whole day off too.
You holding the phone to your ear while you drive?
Nah, dogg, I got the fuckin' headpiece through my shirt. Not too long ago I was riding on the phone and the damn wire got caught in the wheel since I'm an inexperienced scooter rider. Somebody put me on game ... The way you gotta do it is put the headpiece through your shirt. I'm gonna spark a cigarette up now too.
What else you see?
This fuckin' old man has, like, a white shirt with a huge gold chain painted on it. This old-ass nigga.
How's Shake goin'?
It's fuckin' awesome, dude. Shake turns three in, like, a month. There's a lot of people that used to go in the beginning, and there's a lot of new people too.
Where you at now?
I'm by Churchills right now. Hold up, I think I'm gonna get a red light right now. I had to order my croqueta preparada to pick up, I'm on a schedule.
How many people been showing up to the party?
Couple hundred, I don't know the exact number. I usually get faded after the first couple hours. Yo, I wanna go fuckin' like cross-country, dawg. Like out of Downtown, and explore all of Miami and shit on scooter. The way I see it, dawg, is I still got my car, but I barely ever use it.
How's it lookin out there?
So many people smoking weed in their cars, you can smell their shit while they're driving.
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Back to the party....
Thursday is my favorite day of the week. I like to drink. That's a given. And I like to hang out at a place that we know we're doing cool shit. Like Jsin, Doiminic, and The Vagabond ... It's like family and shit. It's like we been goin' to school together for three years.
Get Low XXIX with Tunnidge as part of Shake. The Vagabond, 30 NE 14th St., Miami. The party starts at 10p.m. and cover costs $10. Call 305-379-0508 or visit thevagabondmiami.com.