Christmas 2012: Miami Restaurant Brunch, Lunch, and Dinner Guide

Can it be here already? Christmas is just around the esquina. As of today, Miami has 5 days to scrounge up plans, coordinate with the relatives, designate dishes, and have an overall panic attack realizing CHRISTMAS IS LESS THAN A WEEK AWAY.

Not to worry, though. Short Order has Miami's restaurant guide for Christmas and Christmas Eve.

Screw the colossal mountain of dishes at the end of your meal (someone's getting paid holiday time for that). Tell a potentially dry, overcooked turkey to kiss your Miami sun-kissed ass (there's no room for dry turkey at Miami establishments). But most importantly, take a load off and leave the Christmas meal to the experts.