Miami Spice at the Dutch: Epic Service Fail, Amazing Soup

Let me preface this piece with an admission: I'm not particularly into Miami Spice. Yeah, it's a foodie win and a nice showcase for the city's cuisine, but I find a three-course meal to be too much food, and vegetarian-friendly options are usually scarce.

However, I recently embarked on a dinner excursion to the Dutch for a friend's birthday and thought it memorable enough to warrant a blow-by-blow recount of the evening's eats.

See also: Miami Spice: Florida Cookery's Vegetarian-Friendly Lunch