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Speaking of football and the 22 steroid-fueled dump trucks beating the crap out of each other for 60 minutes from now through December, Howie Kleinberg's Bulldog Barbecue makes watching Monday Night Football more fun with a Touchdown Menu of cheap, manly-man grub.
From 7 p.m. on, the North Miami barbecueteria is offering a bucket of four domestic beers and any of nine different rib-sticking dishes, from white turkey chili and smokehouse wings with buttermilk-blue cheese dressing to barbecued lettuce wraps with pulled chicken or pork and the "Big Daddy" hot dog with cheddar cheese and sauerkraut, all for a mere $7.
Now you'll have plenty of energy to sit in front of the TV and shout, "Our advantage has been appropriated!"
Translated into English, that means...
"We wuz robbed!"