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Casey Anthony Offered $500,000 to Pose Nude for Hustler

Apparently, a Casey Anthony Halloween mask is worth nearly a million dollars, but naked Casey Anthony pictures are only worth half that. Hustler kingpin Larry Flynt was on Nancy Grace last night for some reason, where he announced a $500,000 offer to "Tot Mom" to bare all in his magazine...

By Kyle Munzenrieder

July 29, 2011

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Apparently, a Casey Anthony Halloween mask is worth nearly a million dollars, but naked Casey Anthony pictures are only worth half that. Hustler kingpin Larry Flynt was on Nancy Grace last night for some reason, where he announced a $500,000 offer to "Tot Mom" to bare all in his magazine.

"They said, 'Why haven't you made an offer? Why don't you want to publish her pictures?'" Flynt said of an apparent drove of dudes with a hard-on for a lady who is famous for having a dead kid. "They said, 'She's a really attractive person' ... I've never seen that happen before."

Flynt obviously isn't afraid to push the boundaries of good taste and controversy.

"You've got men who say, 'Hey, I want to see her in her birthday suit,'" he added. "There may be some sick individuals ... but that's what life is all about."

In an interview published just yesterday with our sister paper The Houston Press, Flynt also added, "I think she was responsible for the child's death, but I don't think it was murder."

Meanwhile, Hugh Hefner has had people ask him about a Casey Anthony Playboy spread, but he's refused to make an offer.

Well, Flynt, if you can't get Casey Anthony, maybe you can ask Nancy Grace herself. Why not?

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