Victoria Jackson: Obama Is Hitler Jr. and Wants to Kill Your Grandma

So apparently Victoria Jackson's heartfelt column about breaking into tears over Year One's sheep-fucking jokes was the first in what we can only hope is a long line of columns for (former Drudge collaborator) Andrew Breitbart's conservative site Big Hollywood.

Unfortunately, the SNL alum and Miami native's screeds seem to have gotten only more ridiculous. It doesn't help that we can't seem to read anything she writes without her high-pitched trademark screech echoing in our head.

In the latest addition to he oeuvre, she declares the president is basically a Hitler wannabe who wants to kill your grandmother through universal health care:

Social Security and Medicare are broke. Baby boomers, like me, are getting old and will soon be asking for it. Socialized medicine makes people die. You stand in a long, long line with a breast lump, clogged artery, or sharp pencil stuck in your eye, and someone like the DMV person, who can't speak English, has chewing gum, an attitiude, really long fake nails that curl up at the end, and is talking on a cell phone, enjoying their power trip moment, is finally face to face with you. They mumble something incoherent about paperwork. You die. One less person in line for Social Security and Medicare! 

Obama legally kills babies and now he can legally kill grandmas!

Hitler did this. He killed the weak, the sick, the old, and babies and races/religions he didn't like. Hitler also controlled the media. (Where's the public debate between scientists on "Climate Change/Global Warming?") Hitler had the VW Bug invented as the state car. What will O's nationalized car be? So... kill off the weak. That's the plan.  Tax the workers to death. Erase the middle class. Sounds like the evil governments we studied in high school long ago. The evil governments were: kings, oligarchies, facist [ed: Do you mean fascist?], socialist, and communist. Now it's called the Obama Administration. Sounds like candy or a rock band.

I... I... I don't even know where to begin with this. The conservative nightmare that doctors' offices will be the DMV? Her racist description of government employees? The fact that the debate over climate change is mostly over? The Hitler comparison? The probability that more grandmothers would actually live longer with a better health-care system than without?

How about the last line of her column where she chastises liberals with "ignorance is bliss." I don't know that ignorance is always bliss, because in Victoria Jackson's case, it sure sounds like she's living in some sort of twisted alternative reality.