Heat Top Lakers 99-90 As LeBron, Wade Score 66 Combined

We cool now, Heat fans? LeBron and Wade came into the Staples Center last night, dropped their shorts and proceeded to Danza-slap every Lakers player, coach and fan in attendance with a 99-90 victory that was ALL D-Wade and Cobradick.

The Heat were the real stars in attendance despite the presence of Jack, Floyd Mayweather, Mark Wahlberg and roughly 15,836 wannabe actors and actresses taking coke bumps in between TV timeouts.