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The Ten Best Things to Do in Miami This Weekend -- Post Apocalypse

Santa's pissed the world didn't end. He was counting on going out with a bang last night so he could finally let loose and not have to be accounted for every fu*king year.

But no. We're all still here. We still have to pay the rent. We still have to pay a car note. The world did not explode into smithereens, and an asteroid did not come to destroy our lives.

Ugh. Those Mayans.

The good news is: It's Friday, and we've all got a four day weekend ahead of us. And while the latter half of the weekend will be filled with bad Christmas sweaters and awkward conversations with family, it's still time off from work.

Deal with it, people. The world didn't end, so we all have to deal with each other for a looooooooong time.