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Six Best Club Parties on South Beach This Weekend

The Miami Heat better show up tonight and do work against that group of underpaid unknowns collectively referred to as the Indiana Pacers.

Despite losing by only a single possession, Tuesday's game was incredibly embarrassing. Home losses suck.

But on the bright side, we don't live in Indianapolis. Imagine what their club party guide looks like. Seriously, how many weekends full of half-off beer pitchers at the bowling alley and "(Back Home Again in) Indiana" can you stomach?

Here are the top six club parties on South Beach, a real city's guide to nightlife.