It’s Raining Men

Valentine’s Day is coming soon. It’s a magical day full of candies, flowers, gifts, and sweet lovin’. Well, that’s if you have a significant other. Single folks spend V-Day hating their lives and watching their cats wander around the house. But there’s good news for Miami’s single ladies: Men are...

By Stacey Russell

February 7, 2013

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Valentine’s Day is coming soon. It’s a magical day full of candies, flowers, gifts, and sweet lovin’. Well, that’s if you have a significant other. Single folks spend V-Day hating their lives and watching their cats wander around the house. But there’s good news for Miami’s single ladies: Men are out there! And the best part: Some will be available for purchase. No, Florida hasn’t adopted Nevada’s prostitution laws. Switchboard of Miami will present its second annual Singles for Switchboard, a community fundraising event where women can bid on 50 of Miami’s most eligible bachelors in a live auction hosted by The Real Housewives of Miami’s favorite set of teeth, Karent Sierra. What’s your pleasure, gals? Want a little chocolate in your milk? They have him. Perhaps a tall glass of water to quench your thirst? Don’t worry, because every inch of him is there. And there’s no need to feel like a hooker-loving Charlie Sheen type. All proceeds from the event will benefit programs at Switchboard of Miami, the area’s leading nonprofit provider of telephone counseling, information, referrals, mental health, and crisis intervention services. You’re just doing your civic duty, ladies.
Tue., Feb. 12, 5:30 p.m., 2013

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