Vehicular Violence

A seven-trey Chevrolet rolls up to a ’66 Bonneville, spits on its windshield, kicks it in the rims, rips off its spoiler, breaks an axle, and dents the doors. The Bonneville strikes back, chucking spark plugs through the windows, cutting off the break lines, snatching the motor mounts, and leaving the parking lot slick with oil. This is Car Warz 2011 at Seminole Hard Rock, and the rides are in vicious competition for $40,000 in cash prizes and glory. There will be more than 400 custom whips on display, from classics to donks, lowriders to luxury models, extreme rides, muscle cars, and many others. Check out the hydraulic demos, buy into the hourly raffles, peep the latest work from high-end customizers, and ogle the flyest celebrity rides. Princie Markie Dee from the Fat Boyz will host, famous rappers will perform, and chicks in the bikini contest will have your engine racing. The Warriors Car Club will rep Seminole pride, and all the best locals will be out in force.
Sun., May 22, 10 a.m., 2011