All-American Lies

Your parents lied to you. They said Santa Claus puts gifts under the Christmas tree, the Tooth Fairy slips money under your pillow, and the Easter Bunny hides colored eggs in the back yard. They also told you pro wrestling is fake. Pro wrestling is real, folks. If you don’t believe us, ask wrestling legend Hillbilly Jim ( The “all-American hero” returns to Miami this weekend to host the 2008 WrestleMania Fan Axxess Tour.

Last year Hillbilly offered the following reminiscence: “As I was flying into Miami for our first stop of the tour, I reflected upon the past 22 years. I thought about all the great moments in the history of my career and about all of my amazing fans that have continued to support Hillbilly Jim.” Indeed. Wrestling fans, let us continue to show our support of Hillbilly Jim and legends with equally amusing monikers this weekend at Dolphin Mall. Compete for prizes, get photographed for you own virtual magazine cover, and, most important, meet wrestling superstar Hillbilly Jim. Check for daily updates.
Sat., Jan. 12, 2008