You Can’t Squash These Beatles

Wait. Do you want to know a secret? About what goes on? It won’t be long. Ask me why. I want to tell you: Beatlemania Now! A rock and roll musical. A magical mystery tour. Lucy in the sky with diamonds. Strawberry fields forever. Yellow submarine. Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts...

By P. Scott Cunningham

March 5, 2009

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Wait. Do you want to know a secret? About what goes on? It won’t be long. Ask me why. I want to tell you: Beatlemania Now! A rock and roll musical. A magical mystery tour. Lucy in the sky with diamonds. Strawberry fields forever. Yellow submarine. Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band. Not yesterday. Today. It’s getting better all the time. We can work it out, like dreamers do. There’s a place: Paradise Live at the Hard Rock Hotel and Casino, 7 p.m. All you need is love and $25. Drive your car down the long and winding Interstate 95. Think for yourself.

Beatlemania Now! is the only revival of the original Broadway production, formed from the original cast members, so let it be. You know what to do. Come together. Come and get it, with a little help from your friends. Happiness is a warm phone. Look up the number: 800-745-3000. Don’t let me down. Don’t pass this by. Help! is ticketmaster.com. P.S. I love you. Why don’t we do it in the road? The end.
Fri., March 6, 2009

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