We were promised a new story in 2021. Instead, we seem to have binge-watched our way into the second season featuring the same pandemic, same characters, except now facing the ravages of time. Yes, we’re still watching — but please make it stop.
On season two of Going Down Slow With the Human Race, Miami once again kept us entertained with an all-star cast of scoundrels, scammers, and/or snake oil purveyors. There were guest appearances by elected officials, medical professionals, and community leaders who were so corrupt, confused, or creepy we simply could not look away.
Each year, New Times rounds up a list of 12 locals who rained shame down on our shiny but rickety city. Once again, we present the annual Dirty Dozen, with the sincere hope that season three gets canceled. (Illustrations by Mark Poutenis.)