The Rich

After Enjoying Miami Winter, New Yorkers Tell Bloomberg Florida Is Stupid, Cultureless Wasteland

This again.
Screenshot via The Daily Show
This again.
Feeling bored, cooped up, or simply unable to tolerate their state's reasonable COVID restrictions, hordes of New York rich folk flocked to the Sunshine State this past year, joining their California tech-bro brethren for some subtropical good times.

Florida, they cooed, was paradise — a land of milk and honey where pandemic-fatigued visitors could do as they pleased with no pesky governor finger-wagging about masks and social distancing and stay-at-home orders. Cheaper housing! No state income tax! Florida, they speculated, just might be the next Silicon Valley. It could be Wall Street South.

Of course, it's easy to fall in love with Florida when hurricane season has ended and a glorious winter has begun. But now, as temperatures rise, vaccines proliferate, and the promise of a return to normalcy beckons, Bloomberg reports our New York transplants are already reverting to an Empire State of Mind. Yesterday, the news outlet published a story foretelling a mass exodus.

"The main problem with moving to Florida is that you have to live in Florida," one especially perceptive hedge-fund manager told Bloomberg. "New York has the smartest, most driven people, the best culture, the best restaurants and the best theaters.... Anyone moving to Florida to save a little money loses out on all of that."

As New Times has pointed out ad nauseam, New Yorkers have been saying this sort of stuff about Florida — and particularly Miami — for literally years. To a certain type of visitor, Miami seems to be a good enough playground for vice and excess until summer arrives abruptly in March, and then suddenly it's a cultureless wasteland again.

Naturally, Bloomberg got the hate clicks it was probably looking for, inspiring several Florida journalists and other defenders of the southernmost state to ask, quite simply: Who hurt you, New York?
As Miami entrepreneur and New Tropic cofounder Rebekah Monson pointed out in a Twitter thread last month, those who haven't found culture in South Florida simply aren't looking for it. But hey — good luck with the move back to New York, hedge-fund managers. We'll keep Florida warm for you until your return in December.