As a ‘90s baby, of course I’ve played Mario Kart before. I usually lose embarrassingly, but I love the characters and the magical worlds painted by the different race courses. (My favorite is Cheese Land. I wish it was real.) Today, I’m ready to see if I’ll fare better outside of virtual reality. Mushroom Rally, which is currently in the middle of a 16-city tour across the U.S., gives players the chance to compete in their very own Mario Kart-style race, and the stakes are high: The top performer in each city wins an all-expenses-paid trip to Las Vegas to compete in the championship.
After signing up for a race slot at the entrance to the event, there are plenty of other activities to keep you busy while you wait for your turn. As a DJ spins tunes, you can explore a variety of games and earn star stamps based on your performance. (The top three people in the country who collect the most stars will also go to Vegas.) There are ring and bean bag tosses, a mini-golf challenge, a giant velcro target to pelt tennis balls at, and one of those money-blowing machines, which is extra entertaining to watch when the participants are dressed as Mario Kart characters. Just like in the original video game, stars are planted around the space, waiting to be found and collected.
When it’s my turn to race, the DJ calls my group onto the track. I’ve never ridden a go-kart before, but a staff member gives us a quick tutorial, and makes sure everyone is properly buckled in and helmeted.
As we start to roll forward, I’m the first car out on the track, and for a few brief moments, I’m the leader, with the open road all to myself. But soon, just like whenever I play the video game, I quickly find myself falling behind. A guy in a pink Princess Peach dress whizzes past me, our cars bumping shoulders thrillingly as he flies by. After a while, another Yoshi laps me with a flash of bright green.
Yeah, I’m probably not winning this thing.
I might not be anywhere near the fastest Yoshi on the course, but I do win a unicorn rubber duck from one of the claw machines in the venue’s arcade, and victory is sweet. I won’t be going to Vegas, but wearing my Mushroom Rally medal proudly as I exit the event, the sounds of the racetrack echoing in my ears, I definitely feel like a champion.
Mushroom Rally. 9 a.m. to 9 p.m. Saturday, June 8 and Sunday, June 9 at K1 Speed, 8600 NW South River Dr., Medley; mushroomrally.com/miami. Tickets cost $45 to $55.