Producers of The Bachelor have a sweet spot for South Florida. Over the nearly 17 years the ABC show has been on the air, there have been plenty of, uh, memorable cast members who hail from the Miami area.
There was Corinne
And there was Juan Pablo "It's OK" Galvais, who had the distinction of being the most hated bachelor of all time until last year's suitor, Arie Luyendyk Jr., invited a camera crew to join him as he told his fiancée he was ditching her for the
Now, Nicole Lopez-Alvar is one of the 30 women hoping to get a Neil Lane engagement ring from virgin/former NFL player Colton Underwood. And New Times has a particular affection for
The show returns to the air tonight after kicking off last week with an absurd, three-hour spectacle of a premiere that included live shots of proposals at watch parties around the country and way too many virgin jokes.
To recap: Lopez-Alvar, a 25-year-old University of Miami grad, made her debut early in Episode 1 as one of a few lucky ladies selected for an intro reel. "Being single when you are relatively attractive, it is hard because there are so many singles in Miami," she says. (MUST BE HARD, NICOLE!) "So when I go out, you're not going to meet eligible bachelors. They're part of that hookup culture. I'm looking for the real deal."
Cut to Lopez-Alvar explaining how important her family is to her. She shows a photo of Underwood to her
The next time we see her, she's stepping out of a limo to meet the bachelor for the first time. Proudly Cuban-American, she tells him in Spanish: "Half of my heart is in Havana, but hopefully the other part is with you." Underwood, who is Wonder Bread personified and named for the Indianapolis Colts, squints and tells her he likes the way that sounds but needs a translation.
Seemingly a million years later, after a woman who showed up in a sloth suit has revealed herself, and after the other South Florida native, Fort Lauderdale DJ Catherine Agro, has been firmly established as this season's villain, the first rose ceremony is imminent.
Lopez-Alvar is in tears. She frets she didn't get enough time with Underwood to make an impression. "I feel like I could be going home tonight because Catherine talked to him four times and took the time away from all of us," she says.
Instead, she gets a rose. (Agro gets one too, on the orders of the producers, probably). So our girl will be around for at least another episode of what host Chris Harrison will inevitably dub the most dramatic season ever, which previews suggest includes some sort of runaway-bachelor situation. (Like, literally, at one point, Underwood jumps a fence and runs away in a huff.)
It's anyone's guess how far Lopez-Alvar will go. The Bachelor's extremely vigorous contracts and nondisclosure agreements prevent her from discussing any of the details of what went down at the Bachelor Mansion. She appears only briefly in the preview for this week's episode — one of the other women yells, "You're a liar, Nicole!" — which could mean trouble.
But she quickly garnered a fan base on Twitter:
On tonight's episode, which somehow includes Nick Offerman, Megan Mullally, and Billy Eichner, Underwood has eight of his girlfriends get onstage in front of an audience and "share personal stories about their 'firsts,'" according to a promo. Lopez-Alvar is apparently one of the women selected for this
I will be unfollowing, blocking, reporting, and unfriending IRL anyone who spews ANYTHING negative about Queen Nicole on my timeline this Bachelor season pic.twitter.com/nD65LEd1x9— Jill Marie (@twiterlessjill) January 8, 2019
The Bachelor airs at 8 p.m. tonight, Monday, January 14, on ABC.