We need not go on and on here. We're talking food on a stool. Tucked away in the corner of a secluded strip mall in Key Biscayne, this more than 40-year-old neighborhood hangout is short on elbow room, long on history, and steeped in cholesterol. Think we're exaggerating? The house special — AKA "Ted's special" — consists of ham, bacon, eggs, and cheese on a buttered English muffin. Next time you're in the area, slide in, grab a seat, and slip back to a time when nuts and berries were for the birds.
- Price: $
- Hours: Daily 6 a.m.-3 p.m.
- Alcohol: Beer/Wine
- Reservations: Not necessary
- Parking: Lot available, On-street