On the maturity scale, Floridians land somewhere between early '90s-Urkel and your pre-teen cousin Jimmy who giggles every time someone says "Duty." At least that's what we found a couple weeks ago when we got our hands on a list of 2,000 personalized license plate requests reviewed by the state's Obscenity Board.
To properly celebrate our state's poop-joke obsessed group consciousness, we'll be posting the full list over the next couple weeks by gag-inducing subject matter. This week: pimps and hoes.
Just remember: These are all real requests for real Florida plates.
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Next week: Bodily functions. In the meantime, check out our earlier posts on Florida's filthy plates: