Riptide has spent approximately 55 percent of our time this past week reading everything every idiot on the internet has to say about the Miami-FSU game. Did you know Miami's pass defense is supposed to be the toughest FSU has seen all season? Were you aware that Jameis Winston leads the nation in converting passes into first downs? Huh? Huh? Did you?
Actually, it's probably all too much. Really there's not much to say about a game that hasn't been played yet that this silly little Taiwanese animated news preview doesn't touch on.
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