Ozzie Guillen Is Back On Twitter, Forgot How To Use Periods

After announcing that he was sending his last Tweet ever back in May, Miami Marlins manager Ozzie Guillen is officially back on the social networking and giving his period key a workout. Like, we seriously are wondering if Guillen has forgotten the correct way to type in his months-long Twitter...

By Kyle Munzenrieder

September 5, 2012

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After announcing that he was sending his last Tweet ever back in May, Miami Marlins manager Ozzie Guillen is officially back on the social networking and giving his period key a workout. Like, we seriously are wondering if Guillen has forgotten the correct way to type in his months-long Twitter absence.

Seriously. Guillen. Tweets. All. Periods. After. Every. Word. omg. lol. lol. lol.

Guillen announced his return last night before midnight.

iam. baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack
-- Ozzie Guillen (@OzzieGuillen) September 5, 2012

He then started Tweeting again with a string of oddly punctuated, yet almost poetic missives.

nice day to. play golf. lol florida. sunshine state?
-- Ozzie Guillen (@OzzieGuillen) September 5, 2012

little. rain?omg.
-- Ozzie Guillen (@OzzieGuillen) September 5, 2012

golf. game. yes be. cancel. thank. god. i. was playing. bad. lol. two much. water. terrible. now. drive. back. to. miami
-- Ozzie Guillen (@OzzieGuillen) September 5, 2012

michelle obama great. job. and. whit all my. respect she. look. great. congrats. to. her.
-- Ozzie Guillen (@OzzieGuillen) September 5, 2012

So, basically we've learned that he thinks Michelle Obama is hot, and that his golf game got rained out this morning. That, and that Guillen may actually be the greatest post-modern poet of our time.

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