While doing research to make sure last week's Miami Slang Glossary was on point, Riptide checked Urban Dictionary to see if we had missed anything. It didn't help. Instead, we just found a bunch of allegedly Miami-related terms we've never heard before and were probably made up by bored internet users. The vast majority of the terms were imagined crude sexual positions that we're pretty sure no one has ever attempted in real life.
Here are our favorites, only a few of which are crude sexual positions. Has anyone ever heard these terms in real conversation? Please let us know in the comments.
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The Miami Flu
Hialeah Millionaire
Miami Breakfast
Dade County Search Warrant
Miami Drive-by
Moon Over Miami
Miami Blast
Port of Miami
Miami Slide
Timeshare in Miami
Miami Totem Pole
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