Apple Introduces Some Shiny New Toys When No One Can Afford Them

Not even Six months after I upgraded from an iBook to a MacBook pro, Apple introduces a newer, faster, sleeker laptop line up today. Excuse me while I put in my application at Citrix so they can buy me one. They also introduced some other stuff which you can drool...

By Kyle Munzenrieder

October 14, 2008

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Not even Six months after I upgraded from an iBook to a MacBook pro, Apple introduces a newer, faster, sleeker laptop line up today. Excuse me while I put in my application at Citrix so they can buy me one.

They also introduced some other stuff which you can drool over at the usual suspects: Gizmodo and Engadget.

You won't see me there, because that is just not how the internet works, but even if it did I am avoiding the depression that would surely ensue if I thought about what could have been if only I had waited.

--Kyle Munzenrieder

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