Early voting begins today. That means in 15 days we will know who the next Miami-Dade Mayor is. Will it be the Hialeah snake oil salesman ward boss, the ex-fire chief, the Tulane-educated lawyer, or Miami's favorite uncle? And whoever wins, will he still be a strong mayor or will voters erase his powers?
What about giving those slap-happy county commissioners a raise and three more terms? Is Esteban Bovo really Natacha Seijas in men's slacks? And can the other Julio Robaina beat old Mayor Loco? Who really cares? Osama is dead! Woohoo! Democracy always wins!
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