Comment of the Week: Riptide 2.0 a Poor Man's Dave Barry?

If you don't believe we read all your comments, we do -- well, at least I do. Yesterday, commenter Concerned Citizen posted the following comment on "Miami-Dade: 'We Useless'":If you wanted to complain about government there are other valid things to bring to light. Tell us about those things --...

By Jose D. Duran

April 24, 2009

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If you don't believe we read all your comments, we do -- well, at least I do.

Yesterday, commenter Concerned Citizen posted the following comment on "Miami-Dade: 'We Useless'":

If you wanted to complain about government there are other valid

things to bring to light. Tell us about those things -- readers want to

hear them.

[sigh]Dave Barry wannabes are sooooo sad.

Ouch, I know. It hurts, because we are totally better than Dave Barry. That being said, I think the video above featuring fictional celebrity blogger Angie Tempura summarizes our sentiments.

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Jose D. Duran is associate editor of Miami New Times where he primarily oversees the arts and culture and music beats. Jose joined the New Times staff in June 2008 but has been covering Miami culture since 2005. His work has also appeared in publications likeVice, Billboard, and Spin. He’s earned numerous accolades including placing first for Weekly Newspaper Contest: Business Reporting from the Florida Press Association in 2020; placing third for the Writing: Light Feature from the Florida Press Club in 2019; and placing third in Weekly Newspaper Contest: Best Obituary from the Florida Press Association in 2015. Jose holds a bachelor's degree in journalism from the University of Florida.

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