Free Events This Week: Green Market, Space Jam, Stripper Moves

No more excuses. The holidays are over, it's a new year, and you've gotta get down to business when it comes to meeting that absurdly unrealistic list of resolutions you concocted. Seriously, do you really think you'll lose 30 pounds, marry a millionaire and get a job with the Heat...

By Hannah Sentenac

January 6, 2014

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No more excuses. The holidays are over, it's a new year, and you've gotta get down to business when it comes to meeting that absurdly unrealistic list of resolutions you concocted. Seriously, do you really think you'll lose 30 pounds, marry a millionaire and get a job with the Heat by February? Then again, who are we to shatter your dreams?

Undoubtedly, saving money is on your lengthy list -- just like it was last year, and the ten years before that. But Jesus, this city is expensive, and it ain't easy to forego all its costly pleasures. Luckily, we're looking out for you, so here's a bunch of free stuff to occupy you this week.

Wednesday

Garden Market at Miami Beach Botanical Garden: Window shopping works just as well when it comes to garden-grown goodies. And hell, even if you do spend money, it's better than blowing it at Burger King, areweright?

Space Jam at the North Shore Park Bandshell: Instead of blowing $12 to see some crappy CGI flick, why not watch your fave animated childhood throwback instead?! This is why Michael Jordan > Lebron.

Ladies Night at Lost Weekend: Sometimes, it pays to be a woman. Putting aside childbirth, makeup woes, and PMS, natch. Score free beer and well drinks just because you're a chick.

Thursday

The Art of Exotic Dancing for Everyday Women at the South Miami Dade Cultural Arts Center: No matter how outwardly square, what woman wouldn't wanna know how to work it like a stripper?

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