OMG turkey. OMG stuffing. OMG all the pie.
If your Thanksgiving was anything like ours, you won't want to eat for the next week. (Which is convenient, actually, since your schedule's gonna be too packed with Art Basel parties for you to even think about food.)
If you're still feeling that Turkey Day bloat, know that there's only one way to get rid of it: by getting up and moving around. Exercise? Please. We're talking about partying the pain away.
Here's how to do just that this weekend.
Friday
Black Friday: Skip the big box stores and head to Sweat Records to secure your very own record deal. (See what we did there?)
Kanye West: Many of us give thanks to God on Thanksgiving. Kanye's here to say, "you're welcome."
Iggy Azalea: A friend of Pu$$y is a friend of ours.
White Party: Get jacked. Get loaded. Get philanthropic.
Saturday
A$AP Ferg: F-money, as soon as possible. Or something. I don't know.
La Feria de Las Americas: Thanksgiving is such a gringo holiday. Get your Latino on instead.
My Name is Asher Lev: GableStage is on a roll with great theatrical productions lately. And this story of a boy who just wants to paint is perfectly timed for Art Basel.
Coconut Grove Holiday Tree Lighting Extravaganza: Thanksgiving is so two days ago. On to the next holiday!
Sunday
Black Sunday 2: The bikes are back, bitches.
Champagne Nicolas Feuillatte Bubbly Hour: Painting With a Twist will show you how to paint like an Art Basel pro -- or get you drunk enough that you believe you can.
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